Bibleman gets fucked in the ass with a corn cob

God looked down on planet earth. “Im bored!”

He boomed. He zoomed in with his telescopic eyes. His line of site drifted towards north america. He zoomed in even further. “Bibleman!”

He picked up a random corn cob who said, “ oh shit! Im not a corn cob, im a guy in a corn cob suit!”

But God didnt hear him. He lifted the corn cob man up high and jammed him head-first into biblemans asshole. Bibleman groaned as he felt all of the individual kernels enter him, like an epic dildo. Bible man screamed out. “Fuck me good daddy god!”

And indeed god fucked him good.