The magic school bus: Sex education

“OK KIDS!” screamed Mrs. Frizzle. “TODAY WE LEARN ABOUT SEX!”

“Whats secs?” said Timothy Jameson

“Let me demonstrate,” said Mrs. Frizzle.

She yanked the closest boy and girl from their seats by the scruffs of their shirts. “GET UNDRESSED!” she screamed. Crying, the kids got undressed. The two children were brother and sister, the Jackson Twins.

“Now,” said Mrs. Frizzle. “Bouys have penixes and grills have bussi’s.”

“This is a penix, this is a bussi” she said. “And this is sex” she said pushing them together. Just and she was about to force under-age, incesty, rapey, sex, the FBI crashed through all the windows on the bus, and they shot Mrs. Frizzle 68 times through the back and head. “You kids are safe now.” said an agent. Just as the whole thing was about to be over, one kid, Tyreese Niggardly grabbed a gun and shot Mrs. Frizzle’s corpse one more time. “Nice” he said.