Archi finally loses his shit and plants glass and shampoo in the garden

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‘Um Archi?’ Jeffrey saysss.‘YeS JeFfReY!’ i say in fear. ‘What tf are u plaantingg in ur gardent the fuck!?’ He says ‘It is a plant seed i found when i through a rock through a window, and when i eat it my tongue bleeds so i planted it in the ground.’ i say. ‘What is that liquid ur putting on the gla.. I mean seeds. It kinda looks like truffle-butter.’ He says. ‘No it is something that tastles like chhhemicals and u put it in ur head while shower.’ i say ‘Ok jut don’t plant in mee gaaden! Mkay baiiiiiii!’ he says slowly walking into his house.

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